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Sharing the drunken ramblings of the Flavors and their friends
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James
"I'm just destined to end up covered in chocolate milkshake tonight"
"I just want to see Peter Stringfellow's bottom mullet"
"The music scene today is like a big cheese shop, with Dave Gilmour's face on all the cheese"
"Y'know, Rod Hull didn't actually have an emu. He just groped small boys' crotches, and they added the emu on later with computers"
"I think I'm having a baby"
"Can I see your dad's nipples?"
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Steve
"Those are chicken goujons"
"You may seem like a nerd to a fifty year old fishwife in a taxi rank"
"Is that the sausage man's son?"
"I don't want my shady past revealed"
"If there's a bomb in that bin, we're fucked"
"I haven't eaten all day, I'm entitled to half a pie"
"I mean, how hard is it to do Holly Valance?"
"Boning up big style!"
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Andy
"You're not wanking in my garage"
"You can sit on my lap, but don't take advantage"
"I can't say I've ever put my penis in Ann Robinson's eye socket"
"I had to walk 10/20 metres into foliage just to have a piss" |
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Nick
"I just don't like pandas"
"I've got a big red one"
"If I saw a panda, I'd poke it in the eye"
"With a bamboo shoot" |
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Sam
"It's been a while since I had twenty fags in my hand"
"Why is there a pair of knickers in my boot?"
"My comedy is more character based, so there are fewer quotes from me" |
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Spud
"I want to listen to that song until I've satisfied myself"
"I really need some chocolate right now"
"BATTER ME!"
"Do you ever get the feeling, after having farted, that the tortoise might have popped its head out of its shell?"
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